Imagine Life
Without Constipation, Bloating, Loose Stools
Food Intolerances,
or Gut Issues.  

It all STARTS here!

Are you tired of overthinking about your gut? 

  • Bloated, constipated, urgency and loose stools and still trying to figure out which food is to blame?
    Add in the brain fog, fatigue, and frustration… and it’s no wonder your gut feels like a full-time job.

  • Drowning in gut advice but still no clue what actually works?
    You’re overwhelmed, confused, and still dealing with the bloating, constipation, or unpredictable food intolerances.

  • You’ve tried it all, seen every practitioner, the restrictive diets, the endless list of supplements, the constant food tracking?
    And you’re still bloated, constipated, having diarrhea, foggy, or just… off.

Living with chronic and complex gut symptoms can be awful and consuming. 
But I want you to know...

you're not alone!

In fact, I’ve stood exactly where you’re standing, except I waited over 10 long years to get the help I knew I needed.

As an Accredited Functional Nutritionist, I’m here to make sure you don’t go through the same drawn-out journey I did, and to help you fast-track your results using evidence-based tools that actually work.

No more guessing. No more dead ends. Just real results.

Introducing 

The Functional Gut Protocol 

The first practitioner-led, 12-week program designed to eliminate bloat, strengthen your microbiome, and help you have the best poo of your life.

Using your clinical data, a personalised protocol, and the latest research and education in Functional Medicine, you'll finally understand what your gut needs and how to support it.

No more guesswork. Direct and Specitic Testing. 1:1 and a personilised road map for you to work on now and well into the future and for the rest of your life.

A Sneak Peak Inside 

  • 3 x 1:1 Consults with Greta 
  • A 12 week personalised Functional protocol
  • 5 Live Education Modules (on digestion, foods, mind-gut connection, movement, functional testing)
  • 4 Group Coaching Calls
  • 4-Week Gut-Friendly Meal Plan
  • Closed Group Chat For Daily Support + Questions
  • Supplement Guides, Testing Cheat Sheets + More


    (Full program details revealed when enrollment opens!)
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You'll learn how to

  • Have an amazing daily 💩 without relying on laxatives or fear of leaving the house.

  • Eliminate bloating, constipation, diarrhea and urgency, and unpredictable food reactions, for good.

  • Testdecode then treat your gut symptoms and learn exactly what to do about it.

  • Rebuild your microbiome and optimise your gut function using a personalised Functional Medicine + Nutrition protocol.

  • Feel confident eating, travelling, and living again... without your gut getting in the way.

Real People, Real Results!

This might be TMI, but I just had the BEST morning movement I've ever had. I used some of the tools from last week and tried the supplements you recommended. It's only week 3, and I already feel so much better.

My brain fog is lifting, my fatigue is gone, and I even messaged my husband about my toilet trip yesterday morning. I can't wait to dive into the rest of the education!
Thank you.

S. Allen

I had some massive 'ah ha' moments during the 12 weeks and now have a new and deep appreciation for the gut, it's just so important to health. I loved the structure of the course with the 1:1 support, education and group sessions.

My protocol was structured and layed out so I could easily understand my next steps. All the additional meal plans, testing guides and supplement lists are fantastic and really set me up for things long term. 

C. Butler

Thank you, Greta. I've learned so much. I truly never thought I would see the improvements I've had with my gut.
Things are moving so well, my bloating is gone, I'm not running to the bathroom every 20 minutes, and I feel much more confident in my food choices.

Thank you for giving me my life back. Now on to signing up for my 1/2 marathon... what have I got myself into! :)

M. Spear

Why Join The Waitlist?  

Priority Access: Be first in line when enrolment opens (Limited spots available!)

Exclusive Bonus: Receive a gut-health resource on launch day, only for waitlisters!

Discount on Supplements:  The first 10 participants will receive a 15% discount on
all supplements for the entirety of the protocol. 

Living with gut symptoms can be debilitating.

Left unmanaged, symptoms like gas, bloating, constipation, diarrhoea, and stomach pain can:

  • Disrupt your microbiome

  • Damage the gut lining

  • Impair nutrient absorption

  • Trigger food intolerances

  • Push your gut into a chronic state

Imagine forgetting you ever struggled with your gut.

That’s where we’re headed.

Have a question about The Functional Gut Protocol?

Drop me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.